Dating quotes and sayings

Advice to women: Date like a man and you’ll never get hurt. I’ve been dating a homeless woman recently, and I think it’s getting serious. And most girlfriends never made it to a year, anyway.A good boyfriend will never want to change anything about you… If money grew of trees, girls would be dating monkeys! My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.

Whenever I date a guy, I think, “Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with? If tears come out her eyes because of you, I will make bloody tears come out of yours. You’ve been dating for a day, you aren’t in love, shut up.Madonna with child – a painting of an unknown artist. While looking at her face it seemed like her legs were crooked. Analgin – a very reliable medicine against pregnancy. If you can’t find a girlfriend, that probably means that someone found two of them… How to use – squeeze between your legs and don’t let go. Why the buttons on men’s clothes are on the right and women’s on the left? I married him.” A praise for you girlfriend: Your chromosomes have combined beautifully. When he offered her to be his girlfriend, she felt from a chair and was running around the room from happiness. Sometimes the best way to attract someone’s attention is to pay no attention to someone. Elementary my dear Watson, it’s easier to button up with the right hand. Miss, where did you buy these thin and curved pantyhose? When your ex says “you’ll never find anyone like me” reply with “that’s the point”. Dear prince on a white horse, if you won’t show up soon, I will start dating with that stupid goat with the new Mercedes. Other funny sayings, similar to dating sayings you may find in categories: If you know a great funny saying about dating, or you have a whole story that happened for you – please share it with community.

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